And what really happened

Now let me tell you what really happened following the post that touted the benefits of healthy living:

I overslept and missed the newspaper meeting, I went to the ghetto gym and worked out for twenty mins, I missed the rowing meeting because I went to the wrong boathouse, and then later that night I got so drunk that I am having a difficult time remembering anything—accept that I spent the entire night making out with a Cambridge PhD—in physics. What is it with me and physics lately?

We are supposed to play squash this week. What is it with the British and making squash dates?